Anything you can do...
...I can do cuter.

It child's play really. All I need to do is show a few teeth, do a couple of rolls and scribble a little.

I have to admit, you're cute-fu is pretty good, but my cute-fu is the best. Watch and learn from the master.

One parental unit ready to do my bidding!

Ha! Is that all you have? Watch this.

Is that you crying for mercy from my powerful cute-fu?

Hey, wearing a dress and sitting on a soft throne aren't allowed. You can't use props.